I am a professional costumer who has won an award for their rendering of; Egyptian Mummy: a study in toilet paper. I am a writer, anecdotalist, bus journey eavesdropper, list-maker, sitcom quoter, irrelevant detail fanatic, reluctant yet impassioned competitor, trivia hoarder, collector of notes and signs, kitchen dancer, sentence over-egger, sandwich enthusiast, observer of the rule; “Everything is Copy” and the Imelda Marcos of coats.

This website is a storage space for anything I can come up with when I am not at work putting elderly gentlemen’s socks on for them and trying to decide what an intergalactic clubgoing diplomat would be wearing after 30 years of hypersleep.